Exciting Moments of February, Day 17
Christmas came early this year. I think I can express my emotions in the form of written song lyrics. Sing along! (Note: this probably is too complex for a round.)
On the day before he left town, my boyfriend gave to meeeee
Twelve dozen bean sprouts,
Eleven sprigs of parsley,
Ten tiny apples,
Nine pepper slices,
Seven(teen) Brussels sprouts,
Six asparagus spears,
Fiiiiivvveeeee Baby Cucs!
Four French bread slices,
Two big earrings,
And a big bag of Starbucks coffeeeeeeee.
*There were only four avocados — the eight refers to avocado halves. Sometimes the numbers don’t work out perfectly.
I enjoy helping others clean out their refrigerators. It’s a public service I provide. Smokey the Bear may say that only I can prevent forest fires — but I think it’s more accurate to say that only I can prevent produce rot.