EMOF: Day 17

Exciting Moments of February, Day 17

Christmas came early this year. I think I can express my emotions in the form of written song lyrics. Sing along! (Note:  this probably is too complex for a round.)

On the day before he left town, my boyfriend gave to meeeee

Twelve dozen bean sprouts,

Eleven sprigs of parsley,

Ten tiny apples,

Nine pepper slices,

Eight avacados,* 

Seven(teen) Brussels sprouts,

Six asparagus spears,

Fiiiiivvveeeee Baby Cucs!

Four French bread slices,

Three su-shis,

Two big earrings,

And a big bag of Starbucks coffeeeeeeee.

*There were only four avocados — the eight refers to avocado halves. Sometimes the numbers don’t work out perfectly.

I enjoy helping others clean out their refrigerators. It’s a public service I provide. Smokey the Bear may say that only I can prevent forest fires — but I think it’s more accurate to say that only I can prevent produce rot.

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One Response to EMOF: Day 17

  1. Meredith says:

    I like this song. And your motto.

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