It’s John’s birthday! Yay! Birthdays are probably the most fun days ever!
I have some teeny surprises up my short little sleeves. And I’ll probably sing about 29 times. Maybe more.
So, happy, happy birthday to the only person who genuinely laughs at (most of) my poop jokes AND likes Brussels sprouts! (He has lots of other good qualities, too — I’ve just run out of time.) Love you!