Monthly Archives: November 2011

My New Invention

Two words:  Argyle Tattoos! And the best news is — my argyle tattoos don’t involve any needles. They only involve socks. Step 1:  wear argyle knee socks all day. Step 2:  remove argyle socks and admire argyle leg tattoos! This … Continue reading

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Wicked and Flying Monkey Business

I have an affinity for helper monkeys. This does not include flying monkeys. Flying monkeys are just plain scary. See? Scary. (Plus, just think of the angles from which poo could be thrown! Scary.) I went to Wicked this afternoon with my … Continue reading

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Birth-D!

There once was a momma named D, Whose birthday is today — wheeee! High school students keep her hip, We’re like Mrs. Potts and Chip, Happy, happy, happy birthday from meeee! Happy birthday, Mom! If you count womb time, we’ve known … Continue reading

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Thanksgiving Through the Eyes of Turkey

The Christmas season may have “officially” started, but I’d like to give one last shout-out to the bird of the weekend. I invited Turkey to my parents’ house for Thanksgiving. I think Turkey had a lovely time. I managed to … Continue reading

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When You Give A Laura A Thanksgiving

*To the “tune” of If You Give A Mouse A Cookie If you give a Laura a Thanksgiving, she’ll search through all her recipes to find the very best ones. While searching for the best Thanksgiving recipes, she’ll come across … Continue reading

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When Chickens Cook With Love

 

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Setting a Trend

I’ve decided it’s a good idea to keep birthday candles in my purse. You never know when you’ll run into a birthday celebration, and I want to be prepared. I’d keep birthday candles in my pocket, but sometimes I start running … Continue reading

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