I laugh in the face of October. See:
Laura to October: “Ha, October! You thought you could turn fall-like and frost all my tomatoes! It hasn’t happened yet! Ha!”
I thought about tomatoes for a little while tonight. I determined October tomatoes are just as exciting as July tomatoes. Also, I have a lot of whatever healthy stuff is in tomatoes. In fact, I may have too much. In case you couldn’t tell, I ate several tomatoes tonight.
In other news, I’m about 99% sure NO alcohol was consumed prior to posing for this picture.
Sometimes, a girl needs to wear a clown wig. And dance.