Today was a great day. It was great because a co-worker introduced me to LAURA RED APPLES!
I love apples. Especially apples that all have my name.
I greeted my Laura Red apple. Then, I ate her.
Laura Red was delicious (and very friendly), but Laura Red doesn’t compare to Song of September. Song of September apples are the best apples I’ve ever tasted. And I’ve tasted lots of apples.
The Song of September waits for no one, so I had to do some apple pickin’ this weekend. And, where there’s apple pickin’, there’s apple eatin’.
[Our apple-orchard version of Lady and the Tramp. I’ll agree — it’s a little scary.]
I’m now the proud owner of over 20 pounds of Song of September apples. Some people invest in stocks or bonds. I prefer to invest in apples.