Monthly Archives: September 2011

Sometimes…

Sometimes I enter the grocery store on a mad mission for Brussels sprouts (which is totally normal). Sometimes I buy the pre-bagged sprouts. I like to think I’m getting a bargain by getting a “free” plastic baggie. (Take that, grocer!) … Continue reading

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My Momma, Tweedle D

I’m super jealous of my mom today. She’s a teacher, and it’s homecoming week. Teachers and students are supposed to dress up like their favorite Disney character tomorrow. My mom and another teacher are going as Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. My … Continue reading

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Coffee Party > Tea Party

I’m fairly loyal to a political party, but I’m currently reconsidering my loyalties. I wound up at a political fundraiser this weekend. It seemed like a good thing because: 1. I drank the best hot chocolate EVER — hello, heavy cream … Continue reading

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A Is for Apple; L is for Laura Apple

Today was a great day. It was great because a co-worker introduced me to LAURA RED APPLES! I love apples. Especially apples that all have my name. I greeted my Laura Red apple. Then, I ate her. Laura Red was … Continue reading

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Quick! Check Your Phone!

I went to a conference yesterday, and one of the presenters gave his phone number and added the number spelled FOX BUSY. The presenter added that, when he was at work, he wasn’t just busy — he was fox busy. … Continue reading

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Things That Turn My Smile Upside Down

The arrival of fall does not put me in a good mood. I don’t want to bust out my sweaters and watch football. I want to bask in the sunshine and wear my flip flops. I think I should retire … Continue reading

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I Shouldn’t Quit My Day Job

The weather has been extremely nice lately, which means I’ve been driving all over town with the windows down. My long, luxurious locks (ha!) flap in the breeze, and I’m happy. I don’t alter my car behavior just because my car windows are … Continue reading

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