I ate watermelon. It was fabulous. If I could find a part-time position as a watermelon taster, I’d be the happiest girl in the world.
The average person probably does not eat watermelon out of a popcorn bowl. Clearly, I’m above average.
Check out my super cool headboard in the background. It’s an old door that I painted pink. It’s not actually affixed to the wall at the moment, so I supposed it could come down and decapitate me during the night. However, it’s been hanging out at the head of my bed for over a month, and my head is still attached to the rest of me.
Also — check out the mushroom kit in my windowsill. It hasn’t actually grown mushrooms, but I think a growth spurt will occur this week. I also predict the green tomatoes in the garden will ripen this week. Perhaps I’ll even win the lottery.
Overall, I think great things are in store for the rest of this week. I feel it deep in the pit of my stomach — the part that used to be empty but is now stuffed with wonderful watermelon.