Reasons Why I’m Probably the Best Roommate in the Whole World

1. I just ate all the random parts out of the animal cracker tub and left all the whole animals. It was quite the task — there were many little legs at the bottom of the container.

2. I infuse the house with the wondrous aroma of coffee at least twice a day. No need to buy candles when you’ve got a service like this!

3. I got rid of my super stinky Sketchers in undergrad — I loved those shoes, but I have to admit they were a little ripe.

4. I’m short, which means I notice floor dirt before other people. When I notice dirt, I clean dirt.

5. I hatch Cadbury Creme Eggs and leave them in unexpected locations. It’s a talent (the egg hatching, not the egg hiding).

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3 Responses to Reasons Why I’m Probably the Best Roommate in the Whole World

  1. Carolyn says:

    I’m thoroughly entertained by the juxtaposition of this post next to the last one…nice… 🙂

  2. Meredith says:

    I think you should take out the “probably”. 🙂

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