1. I just ate all the random parts out of the animal cracker tub and left all the whole animals. It was quite the task — there were many little legs at the bottom of the container.
2. I infuse the house with the wondrous aroma of coffee at least twice a day. No need to buy candles when you’ve got a service like this!
3. I got rid of my super stinky Sketchers in undergrad — I loved those shoes, but I have to admit they were a little ripe.
4. I’m short, which means I notice floor dirt before other people. When I notice dirt, I clean dirt.
5. I hatch Cadbury Creme Eggs and leave them in unexpected locations. It’s a talent (the egg hatching, not the egg hiding).